MLK is dumbed down so much. -_-
You don’t learn shit about what he was really about in schools. And that fucking sucks.
(Source: samljackson, via lacigreen)
The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
When you read internet browser fanfiction you cannot simply stay serious….
(Source: macca-is-our-king, via viria)
The Charming Mr. Lee
Despite the double barreled presences of both Lydia and My Mother, dinner at Bing Lee’s wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. Probably because that Bing is 1. actually pretty cool and 2. very much into my sister.
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I still think I’m right about Jane and Bing.





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